[sodpoodle]

clever!

[Yardstick]

Somehow doubt this was Letterman.

[OttawaFreeper]

I remember the top ten rejected names for Kentucky Fried Chicken, as that list was in a book I got for my brother for Christmas back in the early ‘90s. The two I recall of the top of my head were “Artery Busters” and “Jiffy Lube (already taken)”.

[SunkenCiv]

It has to be a fake Top Ten, because that gap-toothed woman-harassing moron is a Demagogic Party stooge and has been throughout his adult life. He denied any party affiliation during his late night run, even had his staff of that time look into it, and they turned up his registration as a D (that's for the party, not for dunce, although that works as well) that he'd apparently forgotten all about.

Regardless, best Top Ten list I've ever seen. :^)

[Tai_Chung]

There’s no way Letterman would poke abortion, not even 30 years ago.

[Empire_of_Liberty]

My mommy voted Democrat. Her mommy voted Democrat, though she was a Communist. Her mommy fled the old country. She was Communist, but it didn’t want her.

Solved.

[albie]

Letterman didn’t write that, his staff didn’t write it. If they had he would have fired them. It is, however, a great Top 10. I’ll keep it for future reference.

[lee martell]

I enjoyed the Dave Letterman show immensely during the early years.
That was back when I had a “television machine”. My weekday evenings would usually wind up with Ted Koppel, Dave Letterman, followed by Tom Snyder on the Tomorrow Show.

[joma89]

Clever and true.

[Old Grumpy]

Good list! My fave was #5. I’m sending it to all my e-mail
people, but will remove Letterman’s name from it first.

[oblomov]

I’m happy to see that it’s (falsely) attributed to Letterman.

[moovova]

"The best description of Obamacare so far: Remember when Nancy Pelosi said: "We have to pass it, to find out what's in it." A physician called into a radio show and said:
"That's the definition of a stool sample.""

I wish I had that back when Nazi said it. I would've ordered a t-shirt with that blurb on it.

[olepap]

This is very good. Funny because its true. Im gonna save this one.

[Deplorable American1776]

I know a few of Letterman’s Top 10 was funny. He poked fun of New York City daily. I doubt he was a radical D. Have

[cranked]

No. 1 Amazon bestseller: 266 blank pages on why to vote Democrat......................

[Fresh Wind]

1. Orange Man bad.
2. Orange Man bad.
3. Orange Man bad.
4. Orange Man bad.
5. Orange Man bad.
6. Orange Man bad.
7. Orange Man bad.
8. Orange Man bad.
9. Orange Man bad.
10. Orange Man bad.

[MayflowerMadam]

Letterman wrote that? I think not. But it’s pretty good.

[millenial4freedom]

all 10 can be consolidated into 1:

I vote Democrat because I think based on feelings rather than logic