[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I'll bet this one merits at least an A- or a B+.

[RummyChick]

[bigbob]

there is a certain logic to it at least

[BenLurkin]

“A responding deputy realized the circumstances and suspect description were similar to another incident in August 2021 involving a man named Brandon...”

Let’s go, Brandon!

[Ken H]

C'mon, who hasn't stripped down, armed themselves with a machete and tried to steal somebody's clothes?

[Reily]

1960s Batman theme playing

Da dun da du ... FLORIDAMAN ....FLORIDAMAM....FLORIDAMAN !

[srmanuel]

Maybe the guy thought he was the Terminator from the original movie sent back in time to kill Sarah Conner.

[Veto!]

Best thing is, his hame is BRANDON. Just another relative of the Biden Crime Family—but probably classier.

[SpaceBar]

As amusing as this story sounds, this individual will be put back on the streets until he kills somebody.

[Boogieman]

“the suspect was picking palmetto berries in the woods”

Anyone watch that show “Killing It” with Craig Robinson? His character is from Florida and had a scheme to get rich with palmetto berries. Maybe the perp saw the show and got ideas.

[Flick Lives]

The victim told deputies that the suspect was picking palmetto berries in the woods and ran out of the brush brandishing the machete and demanding his clothes, wallet and phone.

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Let me guess. The naked guy is a terminator sent from the future.

[Delta 21]

NAKED FLORIDA MAN

[Sarcazmo]

Luke 22:36

“He said to them, ‘But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.’”

I think he realized that having no cloak was drawing too much attention. Plan B.

[ViLaLuz]

Until I saw the suspect’s photo I thought this was about Hunter Biden.

[Ms. AntiFeminazi]

Maybe this will be on OPNation tonight. Volusia County is one of the areas they cover.

OPNation is the new LivePD. Same show and hosts but on Reelz.