β An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, “If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea.” Churchill’s response, “Ma’am if you were my wife I would drink itβ
-Churchill (though there is no actual proof that he said that as far as I know)
That would be Vistountess Nancy Astor. She and Winston did not get along.
First thing I thought of when I read the headline.π