1 posted on
08/03/2022 10:10:18 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
I once had a router made by Belden.
But I had no idea they sold guard cats too.
2 posted on
08/03/2022 10:13:20 AM PDT by
DannyTN
To: BenLurkin
> Everitt ran back to his bedroom, picked up a 9mm pistol and returned to the kitchen. <
Bandit the Cat should have reminded Mr. Everitt to take his pistol with him the first time he went to investigate.
3 posted on
08/03/2022 10:13:56 AM PDT by
Leaning Right
(The steal is real.)
To: BenLurkin
Everitt ran back to his bedroom, picked up a 9mm pistol and returned to the kitchen. I never run back to grab my pistol. It's already in my hand. It's the first thing I grab when I get up to investigate something.
5 posted on
08/03/2022 10:20:08 AM PDT by
AlaskaErik
(In time of peace, prepare for war.)
To: BenLurkin
The cat food is probably kept in the kitchen. With the shortages of cat food, the feline probably figured the armed robbers were after its breakfast. If they had come in through the front, the cat probably wouldn’t have bothered them as they took the TV.
6 posted on
08/03/2022 10:39:44 AM PDT by
PAR35
To: BenLurkin
He should have grabbed his 9mm FIRST!......................
7 posted on
08/03/2022 10:39:52 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: BenLurkin
Great story, only I would have featured Bandit the Courageous Cat and that’s all. I would not have had my name, face pic or caliber of my gun included in the story at all, but then, everyone reacts to a break in attempt in their own way.
Some domestic animals really do have it all figured out as to what’s normal and what’s a threat.
To: BenLurkin
12 posted on
08/03/2022 11:06:02 AM PDT by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
To: BenLurkin
my 14 assault raccons on the porch would have torn them to shreds.
To: BenLurkin
never underestimate the power of pussy...
17 posted on
08/03/2022 11:17:24 AM PDT by
heavy metal
(smiling improves your face value and makes people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
To: BenLurkin
I have a couple of 23 pound lean and mean male cats
but 20 pounds is large for a female
and yes, cats do make very good alarm systems
21 posted on
08/03/2022 1:42:56 PM PDT by
SisterK
(the final variant is communism)
To: BenLurkin
24 posted on
08/03/2022 2:00:33 PM PDT by
Jane Austen
(Neo-cons are liberal Democrats who love illegal aliens and war.)
To: BenLurkin; CottonBall; luvie; Rusty0604
Thanks Ben!
Pinging a few buddies!
25 posted on
08/03/2022 4:21:40 PM PDT by
MS.BEHAVIN
(Women who behave rarely make history)
To: BenLurkin
Double happy ending.
Kitty hero flags robber, good kitty.
Man with gun stops robbers.
26 posted on
08/03/2022 5:00:41 PM PDT by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMV.)
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