Posted on 07/30/2022 10:44:52 AM PDT by sodpoodle
good one!!
Why did the one you posted yesterday get locked and labeled as trash? I have never seen that before.
If I knew then what I know now - the sex alone would kill me...
I have no idea why it was labeled ‘trash’ by the moderator. The responses were clean. The ‘joke’ only mentioned “infrequently” no f***ks or Sh***s.
It’s good to be important = better than impotent;)
I remember Mercury dimes being spent, Franklin half dollars, and an occasional Indian head cent.
I’m not in the 70-80 cohort. Yet.
“The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.” - Will
Rogers
That’s why I didn’t play MegaMillions. LOL
“I remember Mercury dimes being spent, Franklin half dollars, and an occasional Indian head cent.”
I’m 68. I remember my spendthrift sister snapping something like, “You’ll die of starvation on top of a pile of silver coins.” (Because once they changed over, I kept every silver coin I could find. I’d ask cashiers for their silver dollars. I had over 100 of them at one point. My uncle traded them into a smaller but more complete collection. It’s probably worth a bundle now, but I feel obliged to have it buried with me.)
Nothing fooks you in the arse like time
The Onion Knight
I’m so old I remember when the only women with blue hair had a permanent and went to church.
I’m so old, I remember George Burns when it wasn’t a replay!
Note how many of these are attributed to the estimable Mr Burns! While I am sure that he had writes, I think it probable that this comedy master wrote a lot of his own!
A most fun read, THANKS!
We have this going for us. Every response here is more coherent than Brandon.
i know, right?! the mod must have been some big ol’ prude, it wasn’t even a dirty joke.
some folk here are pantywaists.
Here’s another one: The older I get, the older ‘old’ is :)
“Everyone wants to be on a postage stamp, but nobody wants to die.”
—Timbuk3
I’ve found silver coins in my change at stores and restaurants within the last 10 years. Not often, but it can still happen. They stand out like a neon sign if you’re looking for them. (I guess a reference to a neon sign instead of an LED dates me.)
Or, as my good friend put it, “As I’ve gotten older, I’ve become far more tolerant of other points of view than I ever was in my youth; the list of things for which people ought to be shot has, however, grown significantly.”
Lol I find myself the same way.
“Aging is NOT funny!”
it’s even less funny when you DON’T age ... WAY less funny ...
My favorite is simple: “Old age isn’t pretty.”
And -——— 90s.
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