Army Unsure Why Their New Slogan ‘America Is Racist, You Should Die For It’ Isn’t Getting Traction (humor)

BABYLON BEE ^ | 7/28/2022 | BEE

[glorgau]

Well, I’m a white male so that makes me racist since the day I was born.

[Rurudyne]

All fun aside, the people pushing real racism in this West are almost all ideologically derived from socialististic thought, and that includes the fascists.

[combat_boots]

+1000

[ought-six]

“All fun aside, the people pushing real racism in this West are almost all ideologically derived from socialististic thought, and that includes the fascists.”

Yup.

[FLT-bird]

Oh yeah. Well I’m a straight White Southern Male.

I’m the anti Christ.....or to put that in modern politically correct parlance, literally Hitler.

[marktwain]

All too real.

We are in what would have been regarded as a science fiction novel, ten years ago...

[FlingWingFlyer]

I like, “Do You Think America is Wasis? Then go the **** home.”

[DAC21]

Couldn’t get much beyond this without losing my adult beverage....

“Colonel Rip Skirtsteak”

[Rurudyne]

We don’t have flying cars, we haven’t colonized Mars, and many people don’t seem to know what a woman is ... instead of living in The Jetsons we are living in a Monty Python skit.

[Lurkinanloomin]

You couldn’t have sold the book, it would have been too unbelievable.

[Born in 1950]

Hope they are not unsure they will be buying their own in-flight meals from now on.

Henceforth, I'll look for delivery guys upon whom to bestow my selfless and virtuous largess. Anonymously, of course.

Always leave a cold beverage for your Instacart driver. If your car needs dealer service leave a couple dozen doughnuts on the passenger's seat. Tell the service manager they're for the guys.

[Theophilus]

We’ve evolved from “hooahs” to “who has”.

[Secret Agent Man]

Fascists are socialists.

They use a veneer of private businesses to appear freer than outright blatant socialism. When things are good the govt takes credit. When things are bad they blame it on private businesses and nationalize some targeted companies.

[Grampa Dave]

In my last few years of my Naval Reserve, I was a Navy recruiter during the VietNam war. Our main selling point to potential recruits, “We are not the Army!”

We never had to say that.

[CFW]

Satire is supposed to have just a small bit of truth in it in order to be funny. When you are quoting the ones you are mocking, almost verbatim, it is taking away the humor from the piece.

[fhayek]

The idea here is to destroy any concept that America is noble, great, an ideal to aspire to...

They seek to demolish our history, our heroes, our founding principles. Our children have been taught to be embarrassed by our country, if not to have outright hatred for it. It is incidious, and, I fear it is working.

[2CAVTrooper]

[2CAVTrooper]

General Mimi:

[Dalberg-Acton]

“Fort Farrakhan, CA.”
That’s a good touch. Nice attention to detail.