When I was a kid way back in the 60’s, I was playing ‘Batman’ and under the above-grade house was my ‘Batcave’.
I had been under there for a while, and accidentally kicked an old stovepipe.
It felt oddly heavy since I knew what one was and how much it was supposed to weigh.
I crawled around to look into the end of it and came face to face with a COPPERHEAD!.....................