[Observator]

Quick! Hand me an officer who will open the magnetically locked doors from the inside and then will hold the doors open for me and wave me in!

There's an explanation for everything on 1/6 apparently, and coincidentally they all end the same - with Donald Trump as the unfortunate and misunderstood victim suffering alone, tragically if not triumphantly, beneath the cruel lashes of the Deep State, the media, the courts, the police, the judiciary, Republicans, Democrats and his former appointees.

[coloradan]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1347596278583197698

“Police open doors for protestors, stand aside, and hold a door open for them.”

[sauropod]

Aren’t you suffering from the lack of oxygen?

From a cranial-rectal inversion?

It’s self-evident.

[M_Continuum]

When all those fail it’s the fault of his most trusted advisor (per Trump) his daughter and her husband. I’ve even seen Oz blamed on his wife. It is ridiculous.

[Rebelbase]

Looks like someone has shat the bed.

[metmom]

IBTZ