[dangus]

HOLY CRAP!!!!

I looked up who would write a song like that. You’ll never believe it: CAROLE KING!!! For whatever reason, the DNC uses her name for their spam CONSTANTLY!!!

Incredibly, in that song she dumps his ass. But then he hits her, so she takes him back because that proved he lover her.

Didn’t prove he was a possessive, violent ass with rapey tendencies... Nope! It proved he loved her!

[Fiji Hill]

Carole King must have been in a masochistic mood in the summer of 1962. Soon after waxing "He Hit Me," the Crystals cut Carole's opus Please Hurt Me:

If I have to be your plaything,
That's what I'll be.
Please hurt me!
Come on and please hurt me!

I wish Carole wasn't so woke. She can rock!

Goin' Wild--Carole King (1958)