Posted on 07/21/2022 8:10:51 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
—”email is one of the 743 officially recognized genders.”
OH CRAP!!!
I forgot to update my gender updater!
For an excellent reason.
I only update that one manually, there are too many fake genders being pushed by the usual suspects.
—”I have always wondered how you shoot for center of mass on a snake.”
That riddle was solved long ago and far away!
And the correct answer is WILLY P!
Like horseshoes, close can prevail.
Sorry...I hate snakes!!!
Also, cats will bring snakes into the house via the cat door. Speaking from experience.
Nah. It was rattler, not a rapper.
—”“A long one,” was the reply.”
In an effort to demonstrate just how dumb I could actually be, I handled a HUGE snake (python?)!!!
That sucker was every bit of TWENTY FEET LONG!
And I lived to tell the tale.
It had just been fed and was sleepy, so they said?
It was held by about twenty handlers all at once, the center was said to be the safest????
I and our two young children slowly approached; I had to have been nuts to try this stunt with the kids!
And handled the massive serpent!
While my wife took pictures one fine day.
All at the children’s section of the Brookfield zoo near Chicago.
—”I thought you was dead!”
No way! He killed the crocodile and recovered the giant emerald and got a nice pair of boots...
Classic movie
Dang! You’re braver than I am. I would have probably watched, fascinated, from a distance.
Very cool thing to have pictures of, though.
I’ll bet that was an interesting Bill of Lading. 🙀
They don’t suffocate in those containers?
His son got to the house first and closed and locked the door. My friend was hollering for him to open the door....
AND???!!
He eventually got his gear and captured the cobra.
They were in a cooled container and they have air circulation as needed.
The Bill of Lading was funny. The guy writing it up had written “Live Snakes! Keep Vents closed!”
With only a two day passage and cool temperature they had enough oxygen.
Believe me, I empathize. It’s a challenging task to separate the fake genders from all of the legitimate ones.
—”It’s a challenging task to separate the fake genders from all of the legitimate ones.”
The official crocodile Dundee check can get you in big trouble!!!
52 sec video:
https://youtu.be/WHTPLpY8mBI
Probably because it’s the most effective test around.
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