Turn the sprinklers on. Get a hornets nest and put it in a trash can and then set it by the curb. Then pull the lid off with a string. If that is too hard, just get a pest control guy to put a skunk in the trash can.
I love that idea! Never thought of it, though I read they used that trick in the middle ages during a siege. They used a catapult— which might be a better idea. The string has two ends, one pointing back at you.
Another thought screams ‘don’t do it’: if one of those little turds is allergic and goes into shock, or dies, the odds are that somebody gets sued or arrested for murder.
Those guys have no sense of humor.