Oklahoma! Sounds more like a Florida Man kind of story.
Don’t eat the mushrooms.
So self-defense then.
Are there Sasquatch along the Canadian River shores?
The ghosts of Pretty Boy Floyd?
Not to worry, Sasquatch is likely vegan.
Never, ever go fishing with a Democrat.
What the hell was he supposed to do, let Bigfoot come and kill him?
When will the Vogons get here?
I’d love to see the look on the jury members faces when Bigfoot is called as a surprise witness.
I have read of many similar cases, just substitute demons/aliens for bigfoot...
It’s illegal to get Bigfoot to kill your friends. That guy deserved a good talking to.
Something consumed has been left out of the account of this story. Has to be...
He looks like an inbreed to on the local news 🤪
I thought Sasquatch eat only Jack Links beef jerky... 🤓.
Crystal Meth is a hell of a thing...
Insanity plea. Spend a month in the booby hatch until cured, them free.
The Bigfoot tale was only a cover story. What really happened was this: Sanders’ brother was there noodling away in the river, when he was pulled under by the biggest catfish he had ever seen. At the bottom of the river, he saw a gleam of gold. He pulled his hand free of the catfish’s mouth and grabbed the gleaming object, a perfect ring of gold. He showed this to his brother, who claimed the Ring, saying it was his by right; it was his birthday present. The two brothers fought and Larry was victorious. He later slipped on the ring, and was able to slip away from the police.
Highly asymmetric face, just like Jared Loughner (the Gabby Giffords shooter). Possible indication of a fissure in his personality. The split-off version tends to be nuts.
Not someone you’d want to go into the woods with, as they say.
Looks like the Washington Examiner writer wanted to leave this part out. There was a drug.
Man arrested for killing noodling partner, claims “Bigfoot defense”
FOX23.com
Cox Media Group
July 11, 2022
https://www.fox23.com/news/man-arrested-killing-noodling-partner-claims-bigfoot-defense/AIULXSG5EVHKVMC67JMMBGDS4E/
“’He [Sanders] appeared to be under the influence of something,’ said Pontotoc County Sheriff John Christian.”