Posted on 07/15/2022 12:29:11 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Poppycock.
Colonel Mustard is in the kitchen with a candlestick.
Says professor Plum.
5.56mm
“Good mustard”? Nah.
Dijon has its place. So does plain old yellow mustard or horseradish mustard. None is “better” than the other. They just have different uses.
Grey Poupon, it’s made with whine.
Dr PimplePopper makes that in vats in her office’s basement.
Best mustard I ever had came from one of those sausage and cheese samplers that you see at Christmas. It was Old Wisconsin, including the name on the mustard. Can’t buy it by itself but I came up with something close by mixing 3/4 Inglehoffer Spicy Brown with 1/4 Inglehoffer Sweet Hot.
Once you get behind in the mustard harvest, it’s hard to ketchup.
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LOL!
I love me some British Coleman’s Prepared Mustard.
Really opens up the ole sinuses.
Wait until they want to cancel Grey Poupon, because they said it’s grey to match Confederate uniforms.
Pardonez-moi, auriez-vous un poupon gris?
They have mustard they just can’t get good mustard ,LOL
Pricey, but good!
Somethings don't need to be contrasted. Especially taste! Always bugs me. Take mashed potatoes, scratch and instant. Sure they are different but it's okay to like both rather than compare them as inferior or superior.
Absolutely.
A couple of years ago my son scolded me for handing him fancy mustard for a hot dog instead of the generic yellow stuff.
"Excuse me" is too plebian and ordinary.
The commercial spawned a number of variations, often comedic; a 1991 version features Ian Richardson asking Paul Eddington if he has any Grey Poupon, to which Eddington replies, "But of course", then motions for his driver to speed away. It is implied that they are playing the roles of the fictitious British Prime Ministers Francis Urquhart (from House of Cards) and Jim Hacker (from Yes, Prime Minister), respectively. Another commercial included the introduction of a plastic squeeze bottle, wherein the bottle makes a flatulent noise, much to the mortification of the driver.
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