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Doctors pull out a WATER BOTTLE from constipated Iranian man's bum after 50-year-old's clueless wife took him to hospital
Daily Mail UK ^
| July 15, 2022
| John Ely
Posted on 07/15/2022 10:15:28 AM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana
So instead of just his wife knowing about it, the entire planet now knows about it. Success!!
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posted on
07/15/2022 12:06:48 PM PDT
by
Clay Moore
(Make Jan. 6 Ashli Babbitt Remembrance Day )
To: packagingguy
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey, orders a drink and while he’s drinking it, the monkey jumps around all over, grabs some olives off the bar, eats them, grabs some sliced limes, eats them, jumps up on the pool table, grabs a cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just did?”
The guy says, “No, what?”
“He just ate the cue ball off my pool table, whole!” says the bartender.
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me.” replied the patron. “He eats everything in sight. I’ll pay for the cue ball and stuff.”
He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.
Two weeks later he’s in the bar again and he has his monkey with him.
He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar.
He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted.
“Did you see what your monkey did now?”, he asks.
“Now what?”, responds the patron.
“Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!” says the barkeeper.
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me.” replied the patron. “He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that cue ball he measures everything first!”
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posted on
07/15/2022 12:29:59 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Nolnah's Razor: Never attribute to incompetence that which is adequately explained by malice.)
To: Morgana
We need a gif of John Belushi as Nero (History of the World, part 1).
To: mywholebodyisaweapon
It was Dom DeLuise, dimwit!
To: rlmorel
To: Leaning Right
They are good at hiding their hidden microphones.
LOL
66
posted on
07/15/2022 2:41:39 PM PDT
by
Zathras
To: packagingguy
Guess that guy lost the fight. Bet his last words before the fight were; "Yeah? You and what army?"
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posted on
07/15/2022 2:41:40 PM PDT
by
TangoLimaSierra
(⭐⭐Public hangings will wake 'em up.⭐⭐)
To: rlmorel
A long time ago, I shared an apartment with some medical residents.
They had ER tales to tell ...
68
posted on
07/15/2022 2:45:06 PM PDT
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: Morgana
Talk about a wife being able to get ANYTHING she wants from now on!
To: PGR88
That one made me laugh thanks
70
posted on
07/15/2022 3:57:01 PM PDT
by
mowowie
To: Gary from Dayton
This thread is too funny..
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posted on
07/15/2022 3:58:38 PM PDT
by
mowowie
To: Morgana
Discussing the issue of rectal insertions... medics noted that most cases where men get objects stuck inside their rectums are men between the ages of 30 and 40....[UK social medicine–>] NHS doctors are no stranger to dealing with similar incidents, ...about 400 'foreign' objects are pulled from English anuses each year. This was estimated to cost the taxpayer roughly £340,000 a year for... drugs for performing procedures, and the manpower.... Horrors! Shouldn't that have said, "medical personnel power"?
/sarc
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posted on
07/15/2022 4:16:49 PM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
(The “time out” generation didn’t produce as good a result as the @#$whoopin' generation. --Bob434)
To: Morgana
I’m going to be all compassionate here and speculate that, like in many ROP countries, this man may have been subjected to man-on-boy abuse as a child, and is now addicted to the sensations. I’m glad he is scared of losing his wife and hope he finds healing.
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posted on
07/15/2022 4:19:50 PM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
(The “time out” generation didn’t produce as good a result as the @#$whoopin' generation. --Bob434)
To: Delta 21
Must be hell going thru life with no nameI think he's related to the famous "man" family of Florida.
74
posted on
07/15/2022 4:24:14 PM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
(The “time out” generation didn’t produce as good a result as the @#$whoopin' generation. --Bob434)
To: Chode
75
posted on
07/15/2022 4:27:06 PM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
(The “time out” generation didn’t produce as good a result as the @#$whoopin' generation. --Bob434)
To: TangoLimaSierra
Bet his last words before the fight were; "Yeah? You and what army?" Or,
"Yo, dumasses, bring it! Get on the ball!"
To which they reply,
"You first!"
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posted on
07/15/2022 4:35:03 PM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
(The “time out” generation didn’t produce as good a result as the @#$whoopin' generation. --Bob434)
the headline was demeaning the poor wife and it was the stupid idiot pervert husband that needed to be called “clueless”.....
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posted on
07/15/2022 4:37:00 PM PDT
by
cherry
(;)
To: ryderann
yes, I've seen an xray with a bottle up the wazzu.....
is it supposed to be a pleasant experience?....the things I do not know....thank God.
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posted on
07/15/2022 4:38:01 PM PDT
by
cherry
(;)
To: Albion Wilde
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posted on
07/15/2022 4:45:53 PM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: NorthMountain
LOL, there are always tales from the ER...:)
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posted on
07/15/2022 8:09:16 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Nolnah's Razor: Never attribute to incompetence that which is adequately explained by malice.)
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