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Doctors pull out a WATER BOTTLE from constipated Iranian man's bum after 50-year-old's clueless wife took him to hospital
Daily Mail UK ^ | July 15, 2022 | John Ely

Posted on 07/15/2022 10:15:28 AM PDT by Morgana

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To: Morgana

Must be hell going thru life with no name, then stuff like this happens to you.


41 posted on 07/15/2022 11:02:45 AM PDT by Delta 21 (It started as a virus, and mutated into an IQ test.)
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To: Morgana
the man didn't tell doctors that it was because he had a 250ml bottle inside him.

Not sure what's worse, not telling the doctor, or thinking he might not find out.

42 posted on 07/15/2022 11:04:19 AM PDT by Poison Pill
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To: Morgana

He probably fell on it.


43 posted on 07/15/2022 11:04:42 AM PDT by beaversmom
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To: Morgana

Good for him he had capable doctors. In that part of the world he’s lucky because in some hospitals all they could do is offer him a refill.


44 posted on 07/15/2022 11:05:36 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: Morgana

Million to one chance doc. Million to one.


45 posted on 07/15/2022 11:05:42 AM PDT by Old Yeller (A nation of sheep, produces a government of wolves.l)
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To: Morgana
I work in Hosp's sometimes.............I've seen cra cra stuff........Had an E.R. Doc extract a rubber ducky from a woman's vagina.....

A couple days went by and the staff "decorated" her office with 200 rubber duckies......HA!!

46 posted on 07/15/2022 11:09:01 AM PDT by Osage Orange (Had a tag line a couple times....maybe have another someday.)
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To: beaversmom

One in a million!


47 posted on 07/15/2022 11:09:51 AM PDT by Rebelbase (Joe Biden, VOTUS. Vegetable of the United States.)
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To: Larry Lucido; SaveFerris; mylife

Fusilli Jerry the next time.


48 posted on 07/15/2022 11:11:03 AM PDT by Rebelbase (Joe Biden, VOTUS. Vegetable of the United States.)
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To: Osage Orange; Chode

“I work in Hosp’s sometimes.............I’ve seen cra cra stuff........Had an E.R. Doc extract a rubber ducky from a woman’s vagina.....

A couple days went by and the staff “decorated” her office with 200 rubber duckies......HA!! “

I know of a Doc who had to remove a ping pong ball out of a person’s bum.

So I sent the Doc this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFj7lE8yZTA


49 posted on 07/15/2022 11:12:14 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor. )
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To: beaversmom
He probably fell on it.

At least that's the story he's telling his wife and doctor.
50 posted on 07/15/2022 11:12:48 AM PDT by SlipperySlope99
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To: Morgana

How do you say “I think I fell on it when I was sleeping!”
in Persian?


51 posted on 07/15/2022 11:12:54 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: JudyinCanada
Well, I had no idea that shoving something up your keister gave pleasure.

I've had my prostate biopsied several times (always negative), and having a probe stuck up into your butt ain't no fun, in fact, it's miserable. Someone would have to be very perverted to get pleasure out it.

52 posted on 07/15/2022 11:18:30 AM PDT by libertylover (Democrats are as determined to kill innocent people as the Nazis.)
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To: lee martell

فکر کنم موقع خواب رویش افتادم


53 posted on 07/15/2022 11:20:34 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor. )
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To: Morgana

my docs removed an array of of objects over the years and a ping-pong-ball was the hardest to remove wiout surgery...

the procedure note was hilarious

i bought a 3-pack of glow in the dark ppb’s and gave them to the doc, told him give the mutt these and maybe easier to get out next time!

he was cracking up


54 posted on 07/15/2022 11:21:11 AM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

Ok that was genuinely LOL


55 posted on 07/15/2022 11:27:07 AM PDT by married21 (As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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To: Morgana

Well, I declare! Thanks, Morgana.

Who knows how many times that actual line was used over there in Iran. Could the Ayatollah have ever.....
No. I won’t go there!


56 posted on 07/15/2022 11:30:02 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: Morgana

An old timer I worked with as a youth had a favorite saying when someone would lose something: “If it was up yer ass you’d know where it was!”


57 posted on 07/15/2022 11:40:15 AM PDT by know.your.why (If you dont watch the MSM you are uninformed. If you do watch the MSM you are misinformed.)
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To: Morgana
he didn't want to reveal he had inserted the object inside himself due to 'embarrassment and fear of his wife'.

He didn't want to tell anybody because of his wife, or he inserted the bottle because of his wife? Inquiring minds want to know, and the author did not clarify that.

58 posted on 07/15/2022 11:45:30 AM PDT by Bernard (“the rights of man come not from the generosity of the state but from the hand of God." JFK 1-20-61)
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To: Morgana

HA!!!


59 posted on 07/15/2022 11:45:36 AM PDT by Osage Orange (Had a tag line a couple times....maybe have another someday.)
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To: Morgana

Is Speedy ok?


60 posted on 07/15/2022 11:57:10 AM PDT by mac_truck (aide toi et dieu t'aidera )
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