“Hello, this is BMW. Please fax a certified copy of your vaccination status so we can authorize the heating of your seat.
Would you like the wife and children to have their seats heated too? Only $18 per seat per month.
Be certain to fax us copies of their vaccination status cards as well.
Or we can just read it from the microchips.”
Subscriptions for everything these days. Something very sinister going on.
“Hello, this is BMW. Please fax a certified copy of your vaccination status so we can authorize the heating of your seat.
Would you like the wife and children to have their seats heated too? Only $18 per seat per month.
Be certain to fax us copies of their vaccination status cards as well.
Or we can just read it from the microchips.”
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Ten years ago, such an idea would have been considered absurd. In today’s world, it’s totally possible.