“Hello, this is BMW. Please fax a certified copy of your vaccination status so we can authorize the heating of your seat.
Would you like the wife and children to have their seats heated too? Only $18 per seat per month.
Be certain to fax us copies of their vaccination status cards as well.
Or we can just read it from the microchips.”
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Ten years ago, such an idea would have been considered absurd. In today’s world, it’s totally possible.
And they already want you to put you va666 status on a card, on your phone, on a QR code on your phone and maybe an implantable microchip.
Maybe a permanent vaxx tattoo next?