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1 posted on 07/12/2022 6:23:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Falling into volcanoes…..

Crawling into pizza ovens…..

Not a good day for humanity.


2 posted on 07/12/2022 6:25:17 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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Yup, some folks are pretty stupid.


3 posted on 07/12/2022 6:27:22 PM PDT by Bullish (Rot'sa ruck America. )
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Burglar stuck in a ceiling vent pipe.

The good ones don’t get caught. Don’t think he’s got a future in this, frankly.


4 posted on 07/12/2022 6:27:26 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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What is the guy’s IQ?


5 posted on 07/12/2022 6:28:20 PM PDT by Paladin2
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Shoulda waited till after the shift.


7 posted on 07/12/2022 6:30:00 PM PDT by A strike (LGBFJRoberts)
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he was only trying to rescue his kitten that had climbed on the roof and gotten trapped in the vent.

at least that would be my story.


8 posted on 07/12/2022 6:30:31 PM PDT by algore
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Pizza! Pizza!


9 posted on 07/12/2022 6:31:17 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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He was probably calling for help because he ate a Little Caesar’s pizza.


11 posted on 07/12/2022 6:33:41 PM PDT by howlinhound (Live your life so that, when you get up in the morning, Satan says, "Oh Crap!..He's awake" - Unknown)
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at Little Caesars. A Man had Gotten Stuck in the Vent.

20 clams says it was the salad dressing dude.

Veni vidi vici venti

12 posted on 07/12/2022 6:46:04 PM PDT by Ezekiel (🆘️ . . . - - - . . . "Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars ♂️)
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I would have fired those pizza up.


15 posted on 07/12/2022 6:48:24 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (3,498,101 active users on Truth Social)
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People are getting so whacked out they are acting like rats, trying every crack and crevice to wiggle in. It speaks much about our education system.


16 posted on 07/12/2022 6:50:54 PM PDT by jonrick46 (Leftnicks chase illusions of motherships at the end of the pier.)
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Getting to sniff pizza while slowly roasting . . . what could be better I ax’ you?


19 posted on 07/12/2022 6:58:57 PM PDT by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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I’m not gay but, he sounds hot...


21 posted on 07/12/2022 7:00:50 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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forcing firefighters to slice open the vent to....

I see what they did there.


22 posted on 07/12/2022 7:02:39 PM PDT by Fledermaus (With Trans Republicans like McCarthy and McConnell do we really want them to win Congress in 2022?)
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Believe it or not, he's actually lucky - even though abysmally stupid.

Usually, these "crawl down through the chimney/stovepipe/ventilator shaft" burglars suffocate in situ. Often, they are not discovered for years, and people just figure they left town.

Skeleton Found in Chimney 27 Years After Man Disappeared

Human skeleton found in chimney was man who disappeared two years ago

Those are just two - dozens of these stories, from all over the country.

25 posted on 07/12/2022 7:45:45 PM PDT by AnAmericanMother (Ecce Crucem Domini, fugite partes adversae. Vicit Leo de Tribu Iuda, Radix David, Alleluia!)
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Food prices are so high someone is willing to crawl down an oven vent for Mozzarella and pepperoni.


26 posted on 07/12/2022 7:48:05 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Crush, smash and obliterate the Liberal New World Order)
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Brittany Davis, a U.S. Army recruiter,”

Sign right up boys. Trannies, chomos, homos, and idiots that try to break in to a pizza joint will be your COs. And if you’re white. You get to look forward being passed over for promotions by overweight AA promotions AND you will get the pleasure of being lectured how evil and racist you are.

AUNTI SAM WANTS YOU!!!


29 posted on 07/12/2022 8:04:56 PM PDT by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
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I think he was a robber trying to steal the dough.


31 posted on 07/12/2022 8:30:32 PM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
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He wanted the cannolis.


33 posted on 07/12/2022 9:59:00 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 (t)
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Little early for Santa Claus.


34 posted on 07/12/2022 10:32:04 PM PDT by taxesareforever (Islam is an ideology. It is NOT a religion.)
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