Don’t come to Florida. Libs.
If a gator doesn’t get you on the way to mailbox, then the mosquitos will drain you dry on the way back. You’ll trip over the Palmetto bugs that manage get in your house and have to wrassle ‘em to kill them. The heat ain’t so bad, it’s the humidity - it will scald you. Deer like to commit suicide by jumpin’ out in front of your car, and the bears think your trashcan is for their entertainment. It’s almost as bad as Australia for hostile, venomous wildlife.
Then there’s Florida Man. He’s armed and dangerous. Don’t mess with his boat or his beer. Florida Woman is just like him, but meaner.
Seriously, don’t come here.
I got a terrible case of sun poisoning in FL
The right latitude and sun, and I about fry in 15 minutes.
I got a terrible case of sun poisoning in FL
The right latitude and sun, and I about fry in 15 minutes.
Florida native here, I have always figured there’s a certain percentage of new arrivals that leave for the reasons you state.