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Louisiana woman is arrested after trying to hire killer on RentAHitman.com to take out her love rival
Daily Mail UK ^
| July 10, 2022
| Paul Farrell
Posted on 07/10/2022 1:41:09 AM PDT by Morgana
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There it is, the stupidest thing I will read all day and it's only 4:30 am
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posted on
07/10/2022 1:41:09 AM PDT
by
Morgana
To: Morgana
Duh. Everybody knows the legit site is hireahitman.com.
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posted on
07/10/2022 1:45:26 AM PDT
by
HYPOCRACY
(This is the dystopian future we've been waiting for!)
To: HYPOCRACY
Oh yeah, definitely. What could possibly go wrong with this?
So now, the people who type HIPPA instead of HIPAA finally have a valid application for it!
![](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/07/10/01/60083605-10998717-image-a-12_1657411543834.jpg)
This one must have caused quite a few laughs when they set it up. Because NOBODY could be stupid enough to ...
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posted on
07/10/2022 2:19:37 AM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(The Lord, The Christ and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com/)
To: Morgana
So you mean organizeaninsurrection.com is not real either, but rather an FBI sting site? Hmm…I’ll be back later…got some things to do.
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posted on
07/10/2022 2:37:10 AM PDT
by
noiseman
(The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.)
To: SaveFerris
“.The Rent-a-Hitman homepage includes a disclaimer promising that potential clients’ information is protected under the fictional Hitman Information Privacy and Protection Act of 1964.”
LBJ signed it to protect himself...
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posted on
07/10/2022 2:48:24 AM PDT
by
HYPOCRACY
(This is the dystopian future we've been waiting for!)
To: HYPOCRACY
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posted on
07/10/2022 2:51:03 AM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(The Lord, The Christ and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com/)
To: Morgana
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posted on
07/10/2022 3:02:13 AM PDT
by
Libloather
(Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
To: Morgana
Louisiana woman to Florida woman: Hold my beer.
To: Morgana
"Ruger .308 pistol." Limited run.
Special order.
"A handfull. This Beast is hard to tame."
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posted on
07/10/2022 3:11:18 AM PDT
by
Eagles6
(Welcome to the Matrix . Orwell's "1984" was a warning, not an instruction manual.)
To: SaveFerris
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posted on
07/10/2022 3:15:38 AM PDT
by
Bratch
To: Morgana
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posted on
07/10/2022 3:27:52 AM PDT
by
MV=PY
(The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
To: Morgana
This helps to explain how Democrats manage to get elected.
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posted on
07/10/2022 3:31:20 AM PDT
by
KevinB
(''...and to the Banana Republic for which it stands ...")
To: Morgana
Hitman Information Privacy and Protection Act of 1964. So that's what the HIPPA disclaimer my doctor makes me sign means......who knew
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posted on
07/10/2022 3:34:23 AM PDT
by
Hot Tabasco
(Don't walk thru the watermelon patch)
To: Morgana
There it is, the stupidest thing I will read all day and it's only 4:30 am The day is still young. 😀🤭
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posted on
07/10/2022 3:54:34 AM PDT
by
Mark17
(Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF pilot. USAF aviation runs in the family )
To: Morgana
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posted on
07/10/2022 4:11:41 AM PDT
by
sauropod
(Unbelief has nothing to say. Chance favors the prepared mind.)
To: Morgana
Dang, people are really lazy these days, they want their food delivered, their dr’s appointment virtually, and their hits outsourced.
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posted on
07/10/2022 4:11:42 AM PDT
by
dblshot
To: HYPOCRACY
Just contact Hillary Clinton and ask to borrow her hitman.
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posted on
07/10/2022 4:13:14 AM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(Sodomy is nothing to be proud of.)
To: Morgana
She asks the judge, “Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?”
To: Bratch
This ska song is very funny.
The W’s - Frank [HQ]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZBY37IuBYo
Frank was a contractor, who got up every morining.
Skinn’n cats and fix’n cars, his day was far frm boring.
Souped up Ford, V-8 289, running down those punks was always on his mind.
Frank was a contractor.
Is he after you?
Frank was a contractor.
Is he after you?
Ford was wired for nitro. Canister sat in the back.
Ten inch slicks, ratchet shift, smoke, rubber layed in his tracks.
Frank didn’t like us, just wanted to have some fun.
So we played our music, and he put us on the run.
Frank was a contractor.
Is he after you?
Frank was a contractor.
Is he after you?
Frank started the beast. Smoke spewed from the trunk.
Oil sprated from the hood, that can of nitro junk.
The car swelled then exploded, flying across the street.
Frank slowly stepped out, staggering to his feet.
Frank was a contractor.
Is he after you?
Frank was a contractor.
Is he after you?
So our story ends, with the psycho contractor guy.
Moral of the story is “if Franks around, turn the music down, and you better learn how to run fast”
Frank was a contractor.
Is he after you?
https://www.flashlyrics.com/lyrics/the-ws/frank-13
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posted on
07/10/2022 4:16:20 AM PDT
by
fishtank
(The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
To: Morgana
Would be more authentic if it was rentahitman.gov.
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posted on
07/10/2022 4:16:52 AM PDT
by
maddog55
(The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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