So now, the people who type HIPPA instead of HIPAA finally have a valid application for it!
This one must have caused quite a few laughs when they set it up. Because NOBODY could be stupid enough to ...
Posted on 07/10/2022 1:41:09 AM PDT by Morgana
A New Orleans woman is facing murder-for-hire charges after she inadvertently tried to book a hitman to take out a love rival on a website that is linked to the FBI.
Zandra Ellis, 33, was taken into custody by the feds this week in the parking lot of a Waffle House in Louisiana after discussing the hit with an undercover agent, according to the criminal complaint in the case.
Ellis made contact with Rent-A-Hitman.com on June 30 using a fake name, Jasmine D. Brown, the documents state.
In her inquiry, Ellis said that she wanted a woman identified only as B.H. dead. Ellis said: 'I would like her dead since she is trying to kill me.'
The operator of the website, Robert Innes, said that he contacted Ellis 24 hours later to see if she wanted to go through with the hit. Ellis responded within a minute to say she did.
Innes, a graduate of the Napa Valley police academy, started the website in 2005 as an internet security company.
The Rent-a-Hitman homepage includes a disclaimer promising that potential clients' information is protected under the fictional Hitman Information Privacy and Protection Act of 1964.
Documents in Ellis' case say that the website is linked to the FBI's Internet Criminal Complaint Center.
When Innes did a background check on Ellis and discovered her real name, he challenged her why she used a false name.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
Duh. Everybody knows the legit site is hireahitman.com.
So you mean organizeaninsurrection.com is not real either, but rather an FBI sting site? Hmm…I’ll be back later…got some things to do.
“.The Rent-a-Hitman homepage includes a disclaimer promising that potential clients’ information is protected under the fictional Hitman Information Privacy and Protection Act of 1964.”
LBJ signed it to protect himself...
Probably!
So, did she get one?
Louisiana woman to Florida woman: Hold my beer.
Limited run.
Special order.
"A handfull. This Beast is hard to tame."
Is this entrapment?
This helps to explain how Democrats manage to get elected.
So that's what the HIPPA disclaimer my doctor makes me sign means......who knew
The day is still young. 😀🤭
I agree.
Dang, people are really lazy these days, they want their food delivered, their dr’s appointment virtually, and their hits outsourced.
Just contact Hillary Clinton and ask to borrow her hitman.
She asks the judge, “Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?”
This ska song is very funny.
The W’s - Frank [HQ]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZBY37IuBYo
Frank was a contractor, who got up every morining.
Skinn’n cats and fix’n cars, his day was far frm boring.
Souped up Ford, V-8 289, running down those punks was always on his mind.
Frank was a contractor.
Is he after you?
Frank was a contractor.
Is he after you?
Ford was wired for nitro. Canister sat in the back.
Ten inch slicks, ratchet shift, smoke, rubber layed in his tracks.
Frank didn’t like us, just wanted to have some fun.
So we played our music, and he put us on the run.
Frank was a contractor.
Is he after you?
Frank was a contractor.
Is he after you?
Frank started the beast. Smoke spewed from the trunk.
Oil sprated from the hood, that can of nitro junk.
The car swelled then exploded, flying across the street.
Frank slowly stepped out, staggering to his feet.
Frank was a contractor.
Is he after you?
Frank was a contractor.
Is he after you?
So our story ends, with the psycho contractor guy.
Moral of the story is “if Franks around, turn the music down, and you better learn how to run fast”
Frank was a contractor.
Is he after you?
https://www.flashlyrics.com/lyrics/the-ws/frank-13
Would be more authentic if it was rentahitman.gov.
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