[DaxtonBrown]

So there is a tour of Beethoven’s tomb.
The tour guide is shocked to find Beethoven sitting at the piano, with a huge rubber eraser, furiously erasing music score.
“Wow, it’s great to see you, Beethoven”, the tour guide says. “But what the heck are you doing????”

“I’m decomposing.” Beethoven replies.

Badda Boomp!

[lee martell]

Lol!

[MayflowerMadam]

Good one!

[MikeSteelBe]

Why do they put a fence around a graveyard?

People are just dying to get in.