[Texas resident]

That and “Drop kick me Jesus through the goalposts of life”.

End over end neither to the left of right.

Or,

Roy Clark’s “Thank God and greyhound your gone.

[Jamestown1630]

I can’t believe nobody has mentioned ‘A Boy Named Sue’:

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xp5gwi

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

Old country & western is rich with great songs. Lots of creativity and grit and good humor. There used to be a guy on the radio here who had been a DJ on that blowtorch that used to broadcast from Del Rio, Texas. He called country and western “soul music for white people.”