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Beast from the East! Panicking Putin 'calls up OBESE 280lbs retired general, 67, to lead forces in Ukraine' after 'most of his best and battle-hardened senior commanders are killed' in war
Daily Mail ^ | 6/26/2022 | Walter Finch

Posted on 06/26/2022 10:45:38 AM PDT by marcusmaximus

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To: marcusmaximus

I bet he gets all the girls in the forest.


41 posted on 06/26/2022 11:30:25 AM PDT by Vermont Lt
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To: marcusmaximus

This is fake news, but was a fun story.

Did you notice the new general is only called “general Pavel” in this article?

Pavel is a first name. They didn’t bother to make up a last name. Every other general listed in the article has a last name.


42 posted on 06/26/2022 11:30:41 AM PDT by Mount Athos
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To: butlerweave

What is he, 5’3”?


43 posted on 06/26/2022 11:31:02 AM PDT by Vermont Lt
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To: marcusmaximus
Looks like the titular character in a cheap, 1950s drive-in movie: "The Thing That Ate Sievrodonetsk."

Regards,

44 posted on 06/26/2022 11:33:24 AM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: marcusmaximus

What happened to the special forces jock with extensive Syrian experience that was put in command just a few weeks ago?


45 posted on 06/26/2022 11:34:56 AM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: marcusmaximus

Yeah, and those stupid Brits brought back that drunkard Churchill.

To me this just suggests the guy is good.


46 posted on 06/26/2022 11:36:15 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: marcusmaximus

The apparently “original source” repeated by every other media outlet appears to be:

Daily Star
Tabloid
The Daily Star is a daily tabloid newspaper published from Monday to Saturday in the United Kingdom since 2 November 1978. On 15 September 2002 a sister Sunday edition, Daily Star Sunday was launched with a separate staff. On 31 October 2009, the Daily Star published its 10,000th issue


47 posted on 06/26/2022 11:36:18 AM PDT by sockmonkey (Conservative. Not a Neocon.)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

They had nearly a century of totalitarianism—we’re only about 2 years in.


48 posted on 06/26/2022 11:37:20 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: marcusmaximus; bagster

Jeez, that may be what bagster sees when he visualizes me. 🤣😇


49 posted on 06/26/2022 11:37:31 AM PDT by House Atreides (I’m now ULTRA-MAGA-PRO-MAX!)
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50 posted on 06/26/2022 11:39:35 AM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion (Fraud vitiates everything. )
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To: House Atreides
Jeez, that may be what bagster sees when he visualizes me.

When you sit around the House Atreides, you sit AROUND the House Atreides.


51 posted on 06/26/2022 11:41:37 AM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: marcusmaximus

A picture window at that.


52 posted on 06/26/2022 11:42:18 AM PDT by donozark (Joe Biden: Empty head equals empty shelves.)
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To: C19fan
Was Beast Rabban obese too?

He's only there until Putin installs Feyd Rautha. Then the people will hail him as a savior!

Regards,

53 posted on 06/26/2022 11:42:59 AM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: marcusmaximus

Got to the potatoes before they could become vodka.


54 posted on 06/26/2022 11:43:04 AM PDT by DPMD ( )
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To: butlerweave

Yep; he’s only 3 feet 11 inches.


55 posted on 06/26/2022 11:43:53 AM PDT by DPMD ( )
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To: alexander_busek

“...a cheap, 1950s drive-in movie...”

There was a very low-budget ‘50s film produced by Ken Curtis who played Festus on GUNSMOKE. In that film, THE GIANT GILA MONSTER, the sheriff asks the main character Chase Winstead if he heard about the report out of “Russia or the Ukraine” about the giant baby and how giants exist. It was a cool film that featured some neat hot rods and ‘50s lingo.


56 posted on 06/26/2022 11:44:18 AM PDT by Monterrosa-24 (To the barricades !!!)
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To: Mount Athos

I saw the General Pavel no last name thing too but the story was too good in spite of it.


57 posted on 06/26/2022 11:44:54 AM PDT by marcusmaximus
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To: butlerweave

I would think that our intelligence somehow is able to track these generals and single them out as targets. Probably isn’t that hard anymore with electronic surveillance.


58 posted on 06/26/2022 11:48:25 AM PDT by cornfedcowboy ( )
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To: Pollard

“These DM headlines sound a lot like the msm headlines did about Trump for four years.”

No, they don’t.

THEY’RE WORSE!

You’ve got to give them credit for being creative, though. They’ve got some real fools for a reader base.


59 posted on 06/26/2022 11:53:06 AM PDT by icclearly
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To: marcusmaximus

Daily Mail propaganda is always good for a laugh!
did he eat all them dead generals?
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or are you just trying to deflect from the ukes week of disaster?
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this is the most disastrous week for the high heeled boy with the camo pants and masculine T-shirt since his successful evacuation at Mariupol!
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Russian forces reportedly took control of the village of Bila Gora;
Russian forces reportedly took control of the village of Mykolaivka;
Russian forces mop up the Zolote-Hirske pocket; about 800 have surrendered so far and another 1200 are estimated to be trapped there.
A FUNNY STORY FROM THE ENCIRCLED POCKET NEAR THE POWER PLANT NEAR A TOWN THAT SOUNDS LIKE wHISKEY-vODKA. Two Uke armies had “a failure to communicate” and shelled each other.They successfully killed each others commanders.
The AFU were ordered to leave their positions in Severodonetsk.Attacks ongoing in L-chansk outskirts.
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[ Ukraine SITREP ] Day 120-121 (23-24/6) Summary - Operational encirclement of Lysychansk region
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuCj3Jx0Two
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[ Luhansk Front ] Russia MoD declared capture of Severodonetsk, Borivske, Syrotyne & Voronove
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NV2WV_tgTM


60 posted on 06/26/2022 11:54:17 AM PDT by CarolinaReaganFan
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