GOOD NEWS! After team biden crushes crypto, it is not worth so much, thank you jamoke joe. Lower losses! And with inflation and transaction costs does not buy so much.
But, but, but, it’s all encrypted!
Chinese...and/or North Koreans.
I’m announcing my retirement.
Sigh.... I guess I’m lost on blockchain currency. I thought one of the main points of the entire concept was that it wss/is unhackable BECAUSE of blockchain tech.
probably will be worth only $50 million by the time it’s recovered ...
Intended to crush crypto companies so the deep state can establish their corrupt digital currency which will track your every move
“Cryptocurrency is great! There’s no government regulation.”
Also,
“My cryptocurrency has been stolen! Why doesn’t the government do something!”
And the “security” team says “oops”.
I’m not worried because all my cryptocurrency is protected by the clever password, “password”. Just try to hack that one, scammers!
Oh, wait. Maybe I shouldn’t have posted that. No matter. I’ll just add a 1 at the end of the word.
The FBI is on the case!
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Prolly investigating Trump at this moment.
Maybe gold-based hard currency is optimal. Throw in rare coins.
So the amounts stolen add up to a trillion dollars. When the total value was 2-3 trillion, that’s 1 half to 1 third. Imagine if the half the money in all US banks had gotten stolen in a few years??!!
Is this what results from crypto mining?
Don’t worry- its FDIC insured.
Invest in crypto they said....you’ll clean up they said
Blackhole Investments 🤪
They probably hacked themselves!
$100 million in Math