[metmom]

Culling the herd.

[Col Frank Slade]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[skr]

Stupid, self-centered people who think they’re immortal and that the rest of the world exists to clean up after them.

[kenmcg]

Stupid is as stupid does!

[EEGator]

Did he recently watch Teen Wolf?…

[SAMWolf]

Hard to have any sympathy for stupid people

[fidelis]

"However, subway surfing is dangerous."

Ya think, Einstein?

[BobL]

Kids will be kids.

[ComputerGuy]

Looks like he won’t be attending MIT this fall.

[nuke_road_warrior]

Potential Darin Award winner.

[heshtesh]

He still has a chance to become a Rap superstar.........

[logi_cal869]

In other news, the hospital administration sought city help for crowd control due to the massive influx of lawyers chasing the boy’s family pursuant to litigation against the city for its negligence.

/s

On second thought, that’s probably not sarcasm. Is sarcastic sarcasm a double negative?

/s/s

[sit-rep]

A real Grom would have known to duck dive!!

[Diana in Wisconsin]

“Mr. Darwin? Please pick up the White Courtesy Phone in the Lobby!”

[packagingguy]

A kid from my high school thought it would be cool to get on the train and hop from boxcar to boxcar. He missed, fell down and was cut in half by the wheels.

[I want the USA back]

Amazing how language is used to persuade, not to inform:
“subway surfing “, “knockout game”, “mostly peaceful”.

[Vaduz]

Most teenagers need a leash on them until they reach 21.

[Rappini]

I believe thats a Darwin recipient.

[drSteve78]

Basic physics in action. Must not have believed Science.

[faucetman]

India?