[Eccl 10:2]

In a bag in the closet?

Good Lord, at least get a decent safe.

In any event, this was a small price for him to pay, and thank God no one was hurt.

Perhaps a new conservative in the making (”A conservative is a liberal who’s been mugged (or robbed or burglarized)”)

[Gay State Conservative]

Yes,this may well teach him an important lesson about the current state of affairs in the US of A. That is,unless he decides that it was some MAGA guy.

This incident reminds me of a great skit Chris Rock did years ago. It's called "Black People vs Niggaz" and it's easily found on youtube. In it he talks about the crooked stuff that "niggaz" do. At one point he says..."you can't have a big screen TV" and then he says "people who live *next door* to you will break into your house".

I wonder if this was some friend,family member of neighbor who did it.

[DownInFlames]

Sounds like someone had inside intel on exactly where to look. A 10k sqft house has a lot of hiding places.