A lot of things about this story do not fit, but them amybe its because of omission of fact.
Maybe he has a second car that drives itself.
Or maybe he did not involve the Police because he has no need of an insurance claim.
But he did make sure his family was “Allright” before abandonming them without calling the cops? Maybe he did not call the police because he was illegally packing heavy.
Who knows?
But that gang is still on the prowl.Bait them and round them up.
“Maybe he has a second car that drives itself.
Or maybe he did not involve the Police because he has no need of an insurance claim.”
Most likely he had his cousins Vinnie and Pauly help him get his car back. Those two Wise Guys are always up for some hijinx.
One of the commenters at the Post article opined that the vehicle owner was himself a Percipient Fellow or otherwise Connected.