Wait a minute! Is your ‘real’ name, Phillip? Did I go to that concert with you in the mid-70’s? Did you drive a hot little car, bright red, convertible? I don’t remember the model.
Did you call a week later and my Mom said, ‘She’s not home?’
If so, Sorry! ;)
No, not it was not me. Alas poor Phillip will not know the truth but at least he can look back and remember a good concert in good company.