As in, "The next one of you squids that screws up will be detailed to prop wash!" Do you hear me, barnacles?!?!
If they say they have a preferred pronoun, refer to them as whale sh_t and remind them they're called that because there's nothing lower than it sitting on the bottom of the ocean.
Send the transgenders to go to the engine room to get a bucket of steam and 50 feet of chow line.