[Paal Gulli]

"...James was a queer, Charles was an idiot, his son was also an idiot. James had to get out of dodge because he was an idiot...."

And The Bonnie Price might have been the dullest Crayola in the box.

[crz]

Well..he wasna to sharp that is for sure.

Another case where “close” only counts in horse shoes.