[FreedomPoster]

I, for one, welcome our new interstellar overlords.

[BenLurkin]

[Salty Longshanks]

“I, for one, welcome our new interstellar overlords.”

Indeed. At this point, an Independence Day scenario doesn’t seem all that bad. :(

[PIF]

I, for one, welcome our new interstellar overlords.
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See post #19 for the next steps in the Chinese discovery of interstellar civilizations.

And in the end you won’t welcome them, when the solar system is turned into a 2-dimensional object ...

[OrangeHoof]

In the report, translated using Google Translate,

...there's your problem right there. As a fun exercise, take the wording produced by Google Translate and put it back in and ask it to translate the translation it just gave you. You may be in for a surprise.

[iontheball]

It’s about time we come to grips with who is in charge of this planet. Problem is they now aren’t leaving us alone and want to transhumanize us and the planet.

[Fightin Whitey]

Researchers from Beijing Normal University

Sounds like The Chinese just Beijing Normal.