[sevlex]

Wow, I first thought this was the Babylon Bee.

[rdl6989]

This is gonna be a fun thread.

[NCC-1701]

Thank goodness June is half over. I can’t stand the constant drum beat of queers and “pride”. Just how much “pride” can someone have for promoting perversion?

[gibsonguy]

Not the Babylon Bee.

[Hildy]

They should have done a hot dog on two bottom buns. I thought this was the Babylon Bee as well.

[cdcdawg]

It’s like a meme come to life: are you sure that this will help us sell more burgers? Burgers?

[butlerweave]

so the bun is a butt ?

[dforest]

All they had to do was throw a bunch of pood color in the bun maker.

[Yo-Yo]

I’m just obsessed with the same-bun Pride Whopper promo because
straight people saw it and were like “oh ok it’s like two boys and two
girls I guess” and gay people saw it and were like “??? two tops and
two bottoms????” Incredible

[MayflowerMadam]

O
M
G

[heavy metal]

the bottom line is it’s all about bread...

[T.B. Yoits]

I think the two top buns or two bottom buns is right in line of what these people are celebrating.

Why not have orders of two drinks but no food, or two food items but no drinks?

[Da Coyote]

Darn, I’m having to give up another fast food burger place. And there are only thousands of competitors out there. That have much better burgers.

Die, woke companies, die, rot, fester, stink (oops, you already to that pretty well), decompose, and join the legend of putrescence that comprises the left.

Your time is coming.

[DannyTN]

Two tops or two bottoms makes for a pretty weird hamburger.

[Lockbox]

Don’t touch my buns is what I take away from the article. But I thought it was all about touching my buns! Now I’m so confused and don’t know what type of buns I self identify as….. and don’t get me started on “my pronouns……”

[Old Yeller]

Slap the meat into the bun.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

"We've heard your voices and listened carefully," Jung von Matt Donau

Jung went on to say "Now that we understand how you do it, we understand that two bottom buns makes no sense. Or two top buns. We are all looking forward to giving it a try. It sounds so yummy and fabulous."

[x]

They could have just reused Burger King USA's "Wake Up With The King" ad.

[Wilderness Conservative]

Too late, dammage done. Yer screwed.

[Ignatz]

“Our strongest concern is if we offended members of the LGBTQ Community with this campaign”

So...to the Devil with the other 95% of your possible customer base?