Oh Magoo, you’ve done it again.
That long leash was all that remained of the alligator’s last meal. The alligator was using it to floss his teeth.
(Or, look again! That was the alligators tail).
A guy was bragging about how tough his dog was.
“Killer can beat any four dogs. He’s unbeatable!”
Little Bobby said,
“I’ll bet he can’t beat my dog.”
The man told Bobby to go get his dog.
Bobby showed up with a rope around the neck of the ugliest yellow dog anyone had ever seen.
The man said,
“Killer will tear that thing up in ten seconds.”
Bobby said,
“We’ll see.”
The man slipped the chain off Killer and Bobby took the rope off his dog.
The man said,
“Get him Killer!”
Killer ran and leapt to tear up Bobby’s dog.
The yellow dog opened his mouth and bit Killer in half.
The man said,
“What kind of dog is that?”
Bobby said,
“I don’t know what kind of dog he is, but before I cut his tail off and painted him yellow, he was an alligator.”
A tip of the hat to Flip Wilson for that joke.
Alcohol or narcotics?
Awaiting confirmation.