[TigersEye]

11:32 AM — AOC dies tragically in a coal mining accident.

If only. If only.

[ETCM]

True:
1:45 PM — FBI successfully breaches Capitol.

Sadly, not true:
11:32 AM — AOC dies tragically in a coal mining accident.

1:05 PM — House Speaker Pelosi bangs her gavel to call Congress to order. She accidentally strikes AOC, who dies.

4:21 PM — AOC dies tragically after strangling herself while trying to tie her shoes.

11:37 PM — AOC dies.

[combat_boots]

More people will read this than watch the Liz, Adam, and AOCKenny show.

AOC is the new Southpark Kenny.

[Delta 21]

AOC died 4 times that day.

I was smiling wildly as I finished reading.