This is at the same time dystopian, horrific, and comical
Sounds like a MadTV skit.
“It turns out that Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Richard Branson, and Mark Zuckerberg have all invested in a startup called ‘BioMilq’.”
It’s like they’re James Bond type villains, creepily trying to implement a masterplan of world domination.
Seem to recall a number of movie plots where criminal types tried to spread a pathogen or something similar where the criminals had the exclusive rights or control of a singular cure or remedy.
I wonder if this is what Bill gates learned from his tenure at Microsoft when it comes to computer viruses. We know that the tech industry loves controlled obsolescence. This is just carrying it a little further (and into the realm of crimes against humanity).