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To: Widget Jr

Guess I’d better brush up on my Vogon poetry.


10 posted on 05/31/2022 1:09:46 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: dfwgator
Guess I’d better brush up on my Vogon poetry.

All you need is a towel.

23 posted on 05/31/2022 2:34:23 AM PDT by noiseman (The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.)
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To: dfwgator

I read that they already visited as dogs but no one really noticed

Some say the answer is forty-two but that is really 38


38 posted on 05/31/2022 5:24:44 AM PDT by bert ( (KWE. NP. N.C. +12) Promoting Afro Heritage diversity will destroy the democrats)
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To: nickcarraway; dfwgator; Zathras
Between the Klingons, Romulans, Cardassians, Borg and Founders, that's five major hostile races, not four.

The are lot of minor space faring species who while not mostly harmless, are still fairly harmless and barely worth mentioning. Species like the like the Goa'uld, Vogons, space empire easily distracted by cheesy love songs, evolved toasters who think they talk to God, and Magic Space Wizards who go from Womp Rat sized holes to Millennium Falcon sized weaknesses in their Super Space Stations are clearly not significant threats.

Step back from the Force Visions and do some math. The Galactic Empire and First Order lost three Super Space Stations to snub fighters, two mostly due to one beat up tramp freighter. I mean, come on, how in the name of the Force can Magic Space Hippies in tune to the greater cosmos let that happen three times and still get taken seriously? Once is a accident, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action, the first time was no accident and they would known better than Lord Lucas. In their all their prophetic Kwisatz Haderach-ing about Chosen Ones, no one thought about economics and unintended consequences in all the Force Ganja smoke? Please. This is what happens when the Light Side of the Mouse lets the Dark Lord of Lens Flare take over.

The Vorlons and Shadows don't count. They wim-piethed out.

Sorry, I just couldn't resist. Later pay for this, know will I.

49 posted on 05/31/2022 9:39:20 AM PDT by Widget Jr
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