Southwest Airlines passenger who masturbated mid-flight gets prison time

Fox News ^ | 5/26/22 | Adam Sabes

[DallasBiff]

I guess this sicko decided to be the founding member of the solo mile high club.

[FLT-bird]

I didn’t know Jeffrey Toobin flew Southwest.

[markomalley]

And people wonder why I refused to fly when I was living in the States.

[Mount Athos]

Any chances those teachers brainwashing the youngest children with gender confusion can get prosecuted for corruption of a minor?

[JonPreston]

Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away
If you can use some exotic booze
There's a bar in far Bombay
Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away

[Blue Collar Christian]

“I guess this sicko decided to be the founding member of the solo mile high club”

Clever.

Found myself checking to see if this is satire...good grief!

[srmanuel]

The offending passenger is in a really sticky situation.

[Old Yeller]

Sounds like the flight was hard on him.

[icclearly]

Oh boy!

This guy really needs to “get a grip!”

[glennaro]

Four times on a, what, 3-hour or so flight. A run at the record, I suppose.

[RckyRaCoCo]

...gets prison time...

...a bag of peanuts and a carbonated drink.

[RckyRaCoCo]

Well, the sign outside said loading and unloading only, no porking.

[Menehune56]

[Irenic]

I can’t believe he didn’t identify as being alone.

[TexasFreeper2009]

a prime example of someone nuts who should be locked up permanently who won’t be.

It’s exactly this type of nut that eventually commits a horrible crime, and if he eventually uses a gun while committing it the left will scream “ban guns!!”, while what really could have prevented the crime was LOCKING HIM UP LONG AGO when it was obvious he was freaking nuts!

[DallasBiff]

Kinda looks like Steve Martin, with all apologies to Mr. Excuuuuuuse me.

[MayflowerMadam]

And Toobin did it in front of thousands — and he’s back to work. Where’s the justice?

[vivenne]

He even looks crazy.

[Ed Condon]

I wonder how hard it was for the cops to get the jerk off the plane.

[Ken H]

JAFO JAFM