Hmmm. He beats the kid, fires a shot that misses and then gets booked without bond. Yet Amish people in big cities can commit multiple murders and get bail.
If he’d shot up a kindergarten, he’d have been safe for hours...
Besides that, he’s driving a Camarro and only “trying” to leave? Howzat work? Can’t shoot, can’t drive-—sounds a lot like a Tiger Woods incident? While he’s in the pokey maybe he can read up on stomping on the gas. And the dumbass dotter has probly taken herself oughta the dating pool, at least after dad gets out. Is his name Clifton Clower?