[jimwatx]

“heated toilets that will hide your sounds, clean your nether parts and sometimes talk, even sing to you”

I would trade the Facebook for one of those cool toilets.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

You can have one.

https://www.build.com/toto-ms900cumfg/s1500145?uid=3515479
Only $8,265.75.

[struggle]

I just translated a presentation about an EV that holds 4 people, is powered by cassette batteries, and floats in water during floods.

The problem is Japanese make new things, but never really make anything new.

[FreedomPoster]

You can add them on to a US toilet if there’s an outlet nearby. I’m a fan.

Here’s one from Costco for $300.

https://www.costco.com/brondell-swash-cl950-bidet-toilet-seat.product.100411463.html

I think I got a Moen branded one in-store on sale for about $250.

[Rebelbase]

“heated toilets that will hide your sounds, clean your nether parts and sometimes talk, even sing to you”

I have seen those stocked in an Asian mega market.