“heated toilets that will hide your sounds, clean your nether parts and sometimes talk, even sing to you”
I would trade the Facebook for one of those cool toilets.
I just translated a presentation about an EV that holds 4 people, is powered by cassette batteries, and floats in water during floods.
The problem is Japanese make new things, but never really make anything new.
You can add them on to a US toilet if there’s an outlet nearby. I’m a fan.
Here’s one from Costco for $300.
https://www.costco.com/brondell-swash-cl950-bidet-toilet-seat.product.100411463.html
I think I got a Moen branded one in-store on sale for about $250.
“heated toilets that will hide your sounds, clean your nether parts and sometimes talk, even sing to you”
I have seen those stocked in an Asian mega market.