If she had stuck with pink flamingos and garden gnomes she would not have had this problem!
"She started trapping them and would spray paint their tails blue while they were still caged, then would drive them out past the dump and let them go."
And let them go. Um Hum. And where did everyone in the township go to practice shooting?? Probably out past the dump.
Oops! Forgot the :) !
(Squirrels maybe!)