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To: Trillian

Al was one of the all-time great philosophers.


2 posted on 05/14/2022 12:02:55 AM PDT by ComputerGuy (Heavily-medicated for your protection)
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To: ComputerGuy

Lie when your wife is waking.
Lie when your belly’s aching.
Lie when you know she’s faking.
Lie, sell shoes and lie.


28 posted on 05/14/2022 5:11:32 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: ComputerGuy

Peggy;” Hi Al, didja miss me”?
Al; β€œ With every shot so far.”


33 posted on 05/14/2022 7:21:29 AM PDT by telescope115 (Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
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To: ComputerGuy

Yes, he was.
The best show was when Al returned a decades old library book..
Same librarian! She called him a loser. He said (paraphrase) “ I get up and go to a job I hate and come home to this family. Then I get up and do it all over again. THAT makes me a winner, you old prune of a woman!”

Loved it
I hope this doesn’t mean they are going to make the Bundy family “woke”.


46 posted on 05/14/2022 9:50:45 AM PDT by AuntB (Trump is our Ben Franklin - Brilliant, Boisterous, Brave and ALL AMERICAN!)
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