[Fightin Whitey]

Calling men ‘bald’ at work now considered sexual harassment in the UK, BenLurkin wrote:

Maybe they should just require them to dangle a white flag.

[rlmorel]

FEMALE CO-WORKER: You said "dangle". Only men have things that dangle. That makes me feel uncomfortable. I'm calling HR.

ME: Uhhh...wait...can't breasts dangle too?

FEMALE CO-WORKER: You said "breasts". (ringing speaker phone) Hello? HR?