[rlmorel]

FEMALE CO-WORKER: You said "dangle". Only men have things that dangle. That makes me feel uncomfortable. I'm calling HR.

ME: Uhhh...wait...can't breasts dangle too?

FEMALE CO-WORKER: You said "breasts". (ringing speaker phone) Hello? HR?

[Fightin Whitey]

Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me

I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to

Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me

In the jingle jangle morning I'll come following you

PURSUIT!!

HARRASSMENT!!

THREATS!!!!

Aww...All I wanted was a place to lay my head....