Posted on 05/08/2022 3:01:33 PM PDT by Javeth
And I’m saying people who were vaxxed will be dropping like flies and blaming those that were not vaxxed.
This cues libertarian-leaning conservatives to say, "As long as it's a private company, they should be free to do as they please!"
I used to think that way, in the previous century. But I've long since become more populist, less libertarian.
Other than having to dock my newly acquired tail every other week, I’ve experience no negative effects.
Quiet. You’re ruining it.
At least I got lucky
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time; it’s detachable
(Detachable penis)
This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it’s gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don’t need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can’t for the life of me remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn’t find it. So I called up the place where the party was; they hadn’t seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet, ‘cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes, but not this time
So, I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate. I really don’t like being without my penis for too long; it makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak
After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed.
So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark’s Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it—I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen
I took it home, washed it off and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don’t know—even though sometimes it’s a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis
That’s not surprising. Just look at the vax rats here. We hate government and how many FReepers ran to get to buy their mask diapers, silly soap, washed oranges and bullied their way in line for the needle. Then they went out to dinner and picked up all the crap on the table that the previous Covid victim sneezed on. Those who stayed home and cowered under the covers lost two years of freedom. Get a life.
Please read any competent medical review of myocarditis, or pericarditis and the long term sequelae. Yes, there are many causes of the two conditions. But if the exogenously administered concoction which utilizes genetically controlled protein synthesis of a slightly altered foreign protein causes more of the two conditions than normal, that should a huge red flag. The administration of the concoction should certainly NOT be mandated. If people want to risk all the side effects of the virus or it’s slightly altered mRNA(from the vaccine) it is their choice. Live or die.
Oh you are my much hated grammar teacher? I only liked math and science in school. Hated all language classes. Result was my working career rewarded me to achieve the American dream. It is only STEM which counts. You can stick to your grammar.
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