[buckalfa]

Florida man migrating northward or does every community now have its own garden variety of meth head?

[Larry Lucido]

Should have sent a dry cleaning truck.

[Lurkinanloomin]

Arriving officers found the naked man under the home who they said appeared to be under the influence of drugs.

(snip)

After officers left the scene, police said the man became combative, hitting and kicking one of the EMS members.
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Why would the officers leave?

[Mark17]

Police were then able to take the man, identified as 35-year-old Jamario Marquis Bowens of Greenville, into custody.

Jamario Marquis? Hmmmm. Makes me wonder. 😃

[telescope115]

Arriving officers found the naked man under the home who they said appeared to be under the influence of drugs.
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He’s lucky he didn’t get his ding-a-king chomped by a raccoon or a big ‘ol rat.

[StAntKnee]

Is it just me, or are the headlines getting more Biden these days?

[chief lee runamok]

  The naked perpetrator.

[Celtic Conservative]

If there’s nudity involved it was meth. Meth heads love to take their clothes off.

CC

[Myrddin]

I happened upon another "naked man" news story. This one was seen running from a shop with a "battered sausage". That sounded a bit graphic until I realized the tale was from the UK and the "battered sausage" was what we call a "corn dog" in the US.

[hellinahandcart]

The home appeared to be under the influence of drugs?

[windcliff]

ping