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Police: Naked man steals ambulance, crashes in Greer [SC]
WSPA News7 ^
 | May 4, 2022
 | Bethany Fowler, Robert Cox
Posted on 05/04/2022 7:19:53 PM PDT by buckalfa
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    Florida man migrating northward or does every community now have its own garden variety of meth head?
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posted on 
05/04/2022 7:19:53 PM PDT
by 
buckalfa
 
To: buckalfa
    Should have sent a dry cleaning truck.
 
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posted on 
05/04/2022 7:27:21 PM PDT
by 
Larry Lucido
(Donate!  Don't just post clickbait!)
 
To: buckalfa
    Arriving officers found the naked man under the home who they said appeared to be under the influence of drugs.
(snip)
After officers left the scene, police said the man became combative, hitting and kicking one of the EMS members.
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Why would the officers leave?
 
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posted on 
05/04/2022 7:30:01 PM PDT
by 
Lurkinanloomin
( (Natural born citizens are born here of citizen parents)(Know Islam, No Peace-No  Islam, Know Peace)
 
To: buckalfa
     Police were then able to take the man, identified as 35-year-old Jamario Marquis Bowens of Greenville, into custody.Jamario Marquis? Hmmmm. Makes me wonder. 😃
 
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posted on 
05/04/2022 7:35:55 PM PDT
by 
Mark17
(Retired USAF air traffic controller.   Father of  USAF pilot.  USAF aviation runs in the family )
 
To: buckalfa
    Arriving officers found the naked man under the home who they said appeared to be under the influence of drugs.
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He’s lucky he didn’t get his ding-a-king chomped by a raccoon or a big ‘ol rat.
 
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posted on 
05/04/2022 7:41:40 PM PDT
by 
telescope115
(Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
 
To: buckalfa
    Is it just me, or are the headlines getting more Biden these days?
 
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posted on 
05/04/2022 7:41:53 PM PDT
by 
StAntKnee
(Add your own danged sarc tag)
 
To: Mark17
    Stinkin’ Irish...again...
 
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posted on 
05/04/2022 7:43:41 PM PDT
by 
EEGator
 
To: Lurkinanloomin
    "Why would the officers leave?" Perhaps the "Hot and Ready" sign was on at the local Kryspe Kreme?
 
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posted on 
05/04/2022 7:49:09 PM PDT
by 
buckalfa
(An old man who plants a tree whose shade he will never see is the primary component of civilization.)
 
To: buckalfa
    
  The naked perpetrator.
 
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posted on 
05/04/2022 7:53:28 PM PDT
by 
chief lee runamok
(Anti-Socialist Derelict at Large)
 
To: buckalfa
    If there’s nudity involved it was meth. Meth heads love to take their clothes off.
CC
 
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posted on 
05/04/2022 7:54:22 PM PDT
by 
Celtic Conservative
(My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
 
To: Celtic Conservative
    I amend my previous statement. It would seem a more potent form of bath salts, known as “flakka” is responsible. It is also known as “$5 psychosis” by the cops.
CC
 
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posted on 
05/04/2022 7:58:56 PM PDT
by 
Celtic Conservative
(My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
 
To: EEGator
     Stinkin’ Irish...again...Absolutely 100% true, and I am Irish ☘️ 👍😀
 
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posted on 
05/04/2022 8:09:29 PM PDT
by 
Mark17
(Retired USAF air traffic controller.   Father of  USAF pilot.  USAF aviation runs in the family )
 
To: Celtic Conservative
To: Mark17
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posted on 
05/04/2022 9:04:07 PM PDT
by 
EEGator
 
To: EEGator
    I just paid a visit to my Ancestry DNA account. My latest reported ethnicity: 
| Country | Percentage | 
|---|
| Wales | 28% | 
| England, NW Europe | 26% | 
| Scotland | 23% | 
| Ireland | 16% | 
| Sweden & Denmark | 5% | 
| Finland | 2% | 
It's a moving target. Still enough Irish to celebrate St Patrick's day.
 
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posted on 
05/04/2022 10:59:22 PM PDT
by 
Myrddin
 
To: buckalfa
    I happened upon another "naked man" news story. This one was seen running from a shop with a "battered sausage". That sounded a bit graphic until I realized the tale was from the UK and the "battered sausage" was what we call a "corn dog" in the US.
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posted on 
05/04/2022 11:02:44 PM PDT
by 
Myrddin
 
To: Celtic Conservative
    “Cocaine intoxication”, usually followed by a naked romp in a frantic search for pool, surf, or lake.
 
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posted on 
05/05/2022 2:40:38 AM PDT
by 
Does so
(https://youtu.be/3PxEWB6W8ig ......Uke's Independence Day Parade. Anthem starts at 15:00)
 
To: Does so
    The reason I said flakka was a web search with results as long as my arm that detailed those so intoxicated whipping off their clothes prior to police contact. Both are CNS stimulants so the causation seems similar.
CC
 
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posted on 
05/05/2022 2:59:06 AM PDT
by 
Celtic Conservative
(My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
 
To: Myrddin
    If you tally up Scotland, Wales and Ireland, that’s bare minimum 2/3rds Celt. I’d say you’re on solid ground there.
CC
 
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posted on 
05/05/2022 3:03:20 AM PDT
by 
Celtic Conservative
(My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
 
To: buckalfa
    The home appeared to be under the influence of drugs?
 
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