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The Official Friday Silliness Thread
Flying Toilet ^

Posted on 04/29/2022 1:54:13 AM PDT by Trillian

Let's have some fun!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: sillinessthread

1 posted on 04/29/2022 1:54:13 AM PDT by Trillian
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To: handy old one; Conservative4Life; doubled; FrogHawk; foundedonpurpose; wyokostur; Clay Moore

Friday Silliness ping


2 posted on 04/29/2022 1:54:32 AM PDT by Trillian
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3 posted on 04/29/2022 1:57:20 AM PDT by Trillian
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4 posted on 04/29/2022 2:07:04 AM PDT by Trillian
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5 posted on 04/29/2022 2:55:46 AM PDT by throwthebumsout
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6 posted on 04/29/2022 4:38:46 AM PDT by real saxophonist (Hoplophobia will never be in the DSM, because the DSM is written by hoplophobes.)
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7 posted on 04/29/2022 4:40:58 AM PDT by real saxophonist (Hoplophobia will never be in the DSM, because the DSM is written by hoplophobes.)
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The Wheels on the Bus – Nursery Rhyme with Lyrics in French and in English
8 posted on 04/29/2022 4:55:34 AM PDT by deport
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>Glock Ness Monster<

Looks legit. I wonder if that was Elliot’s nickname.


9 posted on 04/29/2022 5:05:14 AM PDT by dangus (I had some sympathies for some of Russia's positions... until they started a G-d-damned war.)
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10 posted on 04/29/2022 10:31:10 AM PDT by Albion Wilde (If science can’t be questioned, it’s not science anymore, it’s propaganda. --Aaron Rodgers)
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Things were tough financially when my wife and I first got married. I hate to admit this, but we were so desperate we resorted to shoplifting just to survive.

I was stealing some canned goods at the supermarket and got caught.

I was brought before the judge. My wife attended my trial.

The judge asked “What did you steal?”

I said “A can of peaches.”

The judge asked “How many peaches were in the can?”

I said “Six”.

The judge said “Therefore I sentence you to six days in jail.”

My wife shouted from the gallery “He also stole a can of peas.”


11 posted on 04/29/2022 10:55:45 AM PDT by CFIIIMEIATP737
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12 posted on 04/29/2022 11:27:48 AM PDT by real saxophonist (Hoplophobia will never be in the DSM, because the DSM is written by hoplophobes.)
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lmao!


13 posted on 04/29/2022 12:07:36 PM PDT by Trillian
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14 posted on 04/29/2022 5:11:42 PM PDT by Trillian
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15 posted on 04/29/2022 5:12:46 PM PDT by Trillian
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#10 I was there... I had just finished painting the crosswalk and I needed someone to cross over to show how good a job I had done and I motioned to these hippies to walk across. I snapped some keepsake photos : )


16 posted on 04/29/2022 6:53:10 PM PDT by minnesota_bound (Need more money to buy gas)
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There was a man whose last name was Rose. As a lark, he named his daughter Wild, “with the happy conceit of having her called Wild Rose.” But that sentiment was “knocked out” when the woman grew up to marry a man whose last name was Bull. Weekly Journal-Miner in Prescott, Ariz., May 23, 1888


17 posted on 04/30/2022 9:57:12 AM PDT by wyokostur
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