The Official Friday Silliness Thread

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[Trillian]

Let's have some fun!

[Trillian]

Friday Silliness ping

[Trillian]

[Trillian]

[throwthebumsout]

[real saxophonist]

[real saxophonist]

[deport]

[dangus]

>Glock Ness Monster<

Looks legit. I wonder if that was Elliot’s nickname.

[Albion Wilde]

[CFIIIMEIATP737]

Things were tough financially when my wife and I first got married. I hate to admit this, but we were so desperate we resorted to shoplifting just to survive.

I was stealing some canned goods at the supermarket and got caught.

I was brought before the judge. My wife attended my trial.

The judge asked “What did you steal?”

I said “A can of peaches.”

The judge asked “How many peaches were in the can?”

I said “Six”.

The judge said “Therefore I sentence you to six days in jail.”

My wife shouted from the gallery “He also stole a can of peas.”

[real saxophonist]

[Trillian]

lmao!

[Trillian]

[Trillian]

[minnesota_bound]

#10 I was there... I had just finished painting the crosswalk and I needed someone to cross over to show how good a job I had done and I motioned to these hippies to walk across. I snapped some keepsake photos : )

[wyokostur]

There was a man whose last name was Rose. As a lark, he named his daughter Wild, “with the happy conceit of having her called Wild Rose.” But that sentiment was “knocked out” when the woman grew up to marry a man whose last name was Bull. Weekly Journal-Miner in Prescott, Ariz., May 23, 1888