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Winning: Elon Musk Makes All Of Bill Gates's Tweets Autocorrect To Say 'Poopy Butt'
The Babylon Bee ^
| Apr 26, 2022
| Babylon Bee Staff
Posted on 04/27/2022 8:49:28 AM PDT by dayglored
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It's the BEE !! LAUGH !!
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posted on
04/27/2022 8:49:28 AM PDT
by
dayglored
To: dayglored
Nobody does ridicule quite like The Bee.
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posted on
04/27/2022 8:50:35 AM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: dayglored
While it is the Bee, I hope that Musk is at least considering actually doing this.
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posted on
04/27/2022 8:51:38 AM PDT
by
cdcdawg
(Looking around, one could reach the conclusion that our diversity really isn't much of a strength.)
To: dayglored
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posted on
04/27/2022 8:52:10 AM PDT
by
Sacajaweau
( )
To: dayglored
Autocorrect Biden's tweets to say: You know the rest.
Toobin's tweets to say: I'm busy in a meeting for 5 minutes.
Hillary's tweets to say: Careful. I know what you know.
Zuckerberg's tweets to say: FB is still good for marketing to seniors.
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posted on
04/27/2022 8:56:33 AM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: Tell It Right
Psaki's to say: We'll circle back on that.
Blinken's to say: War is good for you.
Harris's to complete gibberish. In other words, no change.
To: dayglored
Did Elon give The Bee their Twitter account back I wonder?
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posted on
04/27/2022 9:01:22 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
To: Tell It Right
Psaki: circle back, circle back, circle waaayyyy back.
To: V_TWIN
“....Bill Gates posted in the secret group chat for members of the Dark Council of Global Dominance”
I’m thinking that parts not satire.
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posted on
04/27/2022 9:03:18 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
To: dayglored
Poopy butt fact check: TRUE!
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posted on
04/27/2022 9:03:48 AM PDT
by
seowulf
(Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos...Will Durant)
To: Billthedrill
Harris’ is to say: Yum. What else do I need to do for a promotion?
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posted on
04/27/2022 9:04:09 AM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: Tell It Right
Tomorrow’s Headlines Today:
Musk-Rat Love Ends Abruptly; Captain and Tennille Deeply Saddened
To: dayglored
“while his tailor fitted him for a custom brassiere”
LOL
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posted on
04/27/2022 9:14:17 AM PDT
by
whinecountry
(Semper Ubi Sub Ubi)
To: dayglored
SCREAM!!! COKE UP AND OUT THROUGH NOSE!!! ahahahahaaaabwahahahaaa!!!
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posted on
04/27/2022 9:16:23 AM PDT
by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
I figured, we all could use a good laugh. :-)
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posted on
04/27/2022 9:53:27 AM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: V_TWIN
>
Did Elon give The Bee their Twitter account back I wonder? He can't yet, that's probably months in the future after the deal finalizes. Musk ain't the boss-man yet.
That said, I'm sure he will do exactly that.
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posted on
04/27/2022 9:54:41 AM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: dayglored
It’s why it is so exquisite
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posted on
04/27/2022 9:58:32 AM PDT
by
Nifster
(I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
To: dayglored
I’d also like to see Musk apologize to DJT on behalf of Twitter for what they did to him and formally and very publicly invite President Trump back to Twitter, even if it’s nothing more than a gesture.......I hope that happens, I think President Trump is owed at least that much........not to mention ot would cause more lib head explosions.....if there are any left.
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posted on
04/27/2022 10:00:13 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
To: dayglored
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posted on
04/27/2022 10:07:00 AM PDT
by
MayflowerMadam
(When government fears the people, there is liberty. Excellent. )
To: V_TWIN
I kinda doubt that Musk will make a separate invitation to President Trump. DJT has already said he's not planning to rejoin Twitter, and he needs to focus his attention on Truth. No need to invite a rejection.
I would guess that Musk will make a blanket invitation to "all humans" (as he phrased it) to join, including all those who were banned in the past. That tacitly includes DJT.
Whether Musk apologizes for old Twitter... we'll see. I personally think he may make a statement that he's "correcting the unfortunate and unfair mistakes made in the past" or something like that. He seems to me to be focused on the future rather than the past.
And Lord knows he'll have his hands full. Tesla, SpaceX, Boring, and now Twitter... he's a busy fella, never mind his insane personal life.
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posted on
04/27/2022 10:17:58 AM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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