Posted on 04/25/2022 3:32:39 PM PDT by simpson96
Edited on 04/25/2022 6:40:26 PM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]
Looks like in Toledo you get released in a day or two no matter how many offenses you commit.
Butt why?
If you’ve ever wondered why black dudes gravitate to white women......this is it.
Did she recognize the buttocks or something?
I was looking for an Adam’s apple in that booking photo but the pic cut off at the chin.
My favorite entry:
Test, Test Test Book Dttm: 04/25/2022 00:51
Charge Court Charge
Holder for: Lucshr Being Too Awesome
Arresting Agency: Lucas Co Sheriffs Office
When police arrived, the report says they saw the victim, a male in his mid-forties “standing at a urinal in the bathroom with two visible stab wounds on his right buttock.”
I was thinking prostate problems...
Well, that’s just mean. The guy’s at the urinal with his hands full and she sneaks up behind him an joogs him in the ass. She could have at least let him finish.
My situational awereness doesn’t extend to the bathroom urinal. Lesson learned.
Note to self: From now on, pee into toilet in closed and locked stall.
Did she yell aloha snackbar as she did it?
This isn’t Maxwell Q. Klinger’s Toledo.
$5,000 is worth a buck and a half these days. A man’s life is worth less. A crime like this should get 25 years on a concrete bed.
Visiting my daughter awhile ago. Almost every place we went to she would comment “We should be good here and not get stabbed.”
One time we pulled into a drive-through in a bad part of town. “As long as we stay in the car we shouldn’t get stabbed.”
Doctor:Do you ever experience pain when you urinate?
Patient:. Now that you mention it ...
> Good thing he didn’t turn the other cheek. <
This guy probably just wants to put this incident behind him. So please do not make him the butt of your jokes.
If they you won't hear about it, even if they're brave enough to state it. Her name Shahnaz Ali gives her a pass from public criticism.
Surah 2:191: "And kill them (non-Muslims) wherever you find them … kill them. Such is the recompense of the disbelievers (non-Muslims)."
Surah 9:5: "Then kill the disbelievers (non-Muslims) wherever you find them, capture them and besiege them, and lie in wait for them in each and every ambush …"
I could fill up the page with violent verses from the "religion of peace".
Jeez cant even take a leak in peace anymore...
But remember, when your a man, the whole world is your urinal.
Police: “Do we know where the stabbing victim is?”
Witness: “Oh, he’s still standing at the urinal. He’s been there for around 15 minutes now.”
Its also why I dont use urinals. Locking stalls.
John Wayne Bobbitt and Lorena Bobbitt were an American couple married on June 18, 1989, whose relationship received international press coverage in 1993 when Lorena cut off John's penis with a knife while he was asleep in bed.
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